What do you do when your Home ISP is down?

[trelane at trelane.net (Andrew Kirch)]

Apologies for answering in-thread the question in the subject (jumping
in if you will), but in the event of network failure, I brew beer, and
drink beer previously brewed.  Brewing beer is fun, tasty, and requires
no internet access.  The alcohol eventually helps me forget my lack of
internet access.